You probably just ate a lot of deliciously life-shortening buffet food and fortune wants you enjoy these last few minutes of your life before the fat surrounding your heart smothers you to death.
Fuck You, Fortune
CRYPTIC WORDS ON TINY PAPER DO NOT A HAPPY PERSON MAKE.
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