Okay, fortune, but can said skills pay the bills?
Or is this an “in bed” situation? In which case I will call your bluff entirely.
Fuck You, Fortune
CRYPTIC WORDS ON TINY PAPER DO NOT A HAPPY PERSON MAKE.
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