Oh really, fortune? Am I going to waltz into a fucking toga party and meet Heroclitus, the one man in the universe I wouldn’t mind being trapped at a toga party with?
Fuck You, Fortune
CRYPTIC WORDS ON TINY PAPER DO NOT A HAPPY PERSON MAKE.
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