Hey, fortune: EAT A DICK. Unless there’s a handle of Jack motherfucking Daniels just next to me, I’m not motherfucking smiling.
Fuck You, Fortune
CRYPTIC WORDS ON TINY PAPER DO NOT A HAPPY PERSON MAKE.
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