… when your children put you in the nursing home and dance on your plot with fistfuls of your pension cash. Fuck, fortune. Way to bring me down.
Fuck You, Fortune
CRYPTIC WORDS ON TINY PAPER DO NOT A HAPPY PERSON MAKE.
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