Hey fortune, get your head out of your ass. Or better yet, have your head look at your ass before you leave the house. Because one of you needs fixing.
(Thanks, Sig.)
Fuck You, Fortune
CRYPTIC WORDS ON TINY PAPER DO NOT A HAPPY PERSON MAKE.
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