So, fortune, the other day I took a friend with me to the supermarket and tried to make him pay for a full cart of groceries. But he was all “What the fuck is this shit? I am so tired of you pulling shit like this around me in public, I don’t even know why I still hang out with your broke ass” and stormed out.

So, fortune, the other day I took a friend with me to the supermarket and tried to make him pay for a full cart of groceries. But he was all “What the fuck is this shit? I am so tired of you pulling shit like this around me in public, I don’t even know why I still hang out with your broke ass” and stormed out.